Featured Songs

Johnny: I love TV! I love Video Games! Nickelodeon! Sponge Bob Square Pants.

Jeff: You know Johnny, you watch way too much TV. You need to get some exercise! If you're not careful you're gonna turn into a couch potato.

Johnny: A couch potato?

Jeff: Yeah! So don't be such a grouch. Get off of that couch!

Verse One

Johnny is a boy that never gets off of the couch.
And if you talk while the TV's on he just grunts like a grouch.
He never gets any exercise. He never plays ball with the neighborhood guys.

-Prechorus-
And his mom said "ride your bike! Go out and play! Take a walk. It's such a beautiful day.

-Chorus-

If you don't exercise, sooner or later...You're gonna turn into a couch potato. So don't be such a grouch. Get off of that couch!"

Verse Two

Wouldn't you know it a miracle happened one day.
The TV broke down and noone could get it to play.
Nobody had a clue. Johnny was bored he had nothing to do.

-Prechorus and Chorus-

Verse Three

It finally happened. Johnny went outside.
The neighborhood kids couldn't believe their eyes.
They said "come on over you wanna play?"

Johnny just smiled and said "OK". They threw him the ball he took his best shot. Johnny liked it. He liked it a lot. Now Johnny rides his bike he goes out to play. He exercises every day.

-Chorus-

Jeff: Hey Billy how you doin'?

Billy: OHHHHHH!! I can't do it! It's not fair!!!

Jeff: What's the matter?

Billy: OHHHHHH!!! I'm so frustrated!

Jeff: Billy, you can do anything you put your mind to. You gotta have a positive attitude.

Verse One

Billy has a bad attitude. You never see him smiling.
He is always in a bad mood. You can hear him whining.

-Prechorus-

He says "I can't do it, it's not fair, I don't know, and I don't care,
I said Billy you better change your mood.

-Chorus-

You gotta have a positive attitude. If you wanna be a cool dude.
You gotta have a Positive Attitude

Verse Two
So Billy said "I want to be a big success."
And his mom said "all you gotta do is do your best".
But stop saying "I can't do it" It's not fair. I don't know and I don't care.
Cause you could do anything you wanna do if you got a positive attitude.

-Chorus-

Verse Three
So Billy said I'm gonna change I can do it.
There's nothing that I can't do if I put my mind to it.
He said "that's easy, nothing to it, No problem, I can do it".
Now there's nothin' that Billy can't do. He's got a positive attitude.
Kids say Billy is a real cool dude. He's got a positive attitude.

-Chorus-

Vinnie: I LOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE Oreos! First I Twist them apart. Then I lick all the white cream. Don't you love that white cream? Nobody takes my Oreos!

Verse One

Vinny wears glasses and he gets straight A's
The kids make fun of him. They call him names
Billy is the biggest bully in school.

He makes fun of Vinny and breaks all the rules.

-Chorus-

Don't be a rule breaker, be a peacemaker.
Don't bother me don't call me names. I've got feelings just the same.
Don't be a rule breaker, be a peacemaker.

Verse Two

Billy cuts in line and he says "hey nerd. Gimme your lunch and your Oreos! And don't say a word!"
And Vinny said "Billy now you've gone too far". He stood up straight and he looked him in the eye. And said..

-Chorus-

Verse Three

So Billy got a very scared look on his face.
He gave Vinny back his lunch without a taste.
Now Vinny and Billy are really good friends and Billy was never a bully again.

-Chorus-

Jeff: What's the matter?

Emily: Well, I really want to be a teacher when I grow up and this girl told me that I can't be a teacher and it's my dream to be a teacher.

Jeff: Listen to me! You can do anything you want to do and be anything you want to be. So never give up and follow your dreams. And if someone tells you that you can't do something just walk away and laugh.

Emily and Jeff: Laugh together.

Verse One

If you close your eyes and dream a dream anything is possible.You just gotta believe.

-Prechorus-

You can do anything as long as you try. Just listen to that little voice inside.
If you listen it will tell you what to do.

-Chorus-

You can do anything that you want to do.
Be anything you want to be.
Forget about the past, that's history.
Never give up. Follow your dreams.

Verse Two

Some people might tell you "you can't do that".
All you gotta do is walk away and laugh.

And don't listen to what other people say.
Just listen to your heart and follow it all the way.

If you listen it will tell you what to do.

-Chorus-

Bridge

And you can learn to play guitar, be a magician or movie star.
A lawyer, a doctor you could be the best.
Or a baseball player for the Yankees or Mets.
You can fly to the moon wouldn't that be great?
You could be the president of the United States.
You can do anything you know it's true.
Someone's gonna do it! Why not you?

-Prechorus-
-Chorus-

Verse One

I see a boy standing over there with different color skin and different color hair. But I don't see what he looks like on the inside.
And there's a girl that everybody knows. Always wearing make up and fancy clothes.
But I don't see what she looks like on the inside.

-Chorus-

I don't care about the color of your skin or the car you drive or the house you live in.
Just be nice to me and be nice to others. Treat everybody like your sisters and brothers.
And if you want to see the real side, look on the inside.

Verse Two

Don't judge a person by what you see. You're never gonna know how nice they can be.
You gotta take a good look on the inside.

-Chorus-

Bridge

I see a world where people live together in peace and love and happiness forever. Everybody's looking on the inside.

-Chorus-

Verse One

Susie smokes cigarettes. She smokes them every day.
When she starts she just can't stop the habit never goes away.

-Chorus-

I'm not joking! Don't start smoking! You'll be choking! So Don't start smoking!

Verse Two

Susie thinks that cigarettes make her look real cool.
Stinky smoke and smelly breath make her look like a fool.

-Chorus-

Stinky, Stinky, Smelly Smoke.
Cigarettes are not a joke. Take one puff you're gonna choke.
So Don't start smoking.

Verse Three

Susie's smoking cigarettes for 35 years.
Now her lungs don't work so good.
And she is full of tears.

-Chorus-

Verse One

I've got magic. You've got magic. We've all got magic
Take a look inside. Deep inside. You will find it.

-Prechorus-

There is nothing that you can't do when you find the magic inside of you.

-Chorus-

Everybody's got a little bit of Magic.
A little part of you that's so fantastic.
Everybody's got a little bit of magic inside.

Verse Two

You're so special. There's no one like you. You've got magic.
You can do it there's nothing to it when you've got magic.

-Prechorus-
-Chorus-

Jenny: (Yawn) I'm bored! I've got nothing to do.

Jeff: Jenny, you should never be bored! There's always something to do.

Jenny: But my mom said "no TV, no video games, and no computer."

Jeff: There's more to life than TV,video games and computers.There's always something to do.

Jenny: Oh yeah like what?

Jeff: Well why don't you use you imagination?

Jenny: My imagination? Laughing......

Jenny was bored she had nothing to do.
Her mom said no more TV or video games for you.
Jenny made the best of the situation.
Here is a song about Jenny's imagination.

Jenny pushed the handle but she pushed it too hard.
She heard a giant sucking sound.She was gone.

-Chorus-

She slid right down. (repeat)
Jenny slid down, down into Toilet Town. (repeat)

When Jenny stopped sliding she opened up her eyes.
She saw giant roller coasters and other scary rides.
She was sliding on the Toilet Town water slide.

-Chorus-

Jenny was having the best day of her life.
She ate some cotton candy and Italian ice.
She won a stuffed animal. She went on all of the rides.

-Chorus-

Toilet Town is Jenny's creation.
It's a place where she uses her imagination.
Just close your eyes you'll go there too.
It's a place where all of your dreams come true.

-Chorus-

She opened her eyes with a smile on her face.
Cause Toilet Town is such a cool place.
But she pushed the handle very gently just in case.

-Chorus-

Boy:  I love Ice Cream! I love M&M's! I love Pepperoni Pizza!

Jeff: You know you eat way too much junk food. You gotta start eating some healthy food.

Boy: OHHH! I don't like healthy food!

Jeff: Well why don't you do what I do?....

I love to eat junk food but my mom never lets me.
She says "drink your milk" but I gotta have a Pepsi.
So I play a little game and it never upsets me.

-Chorus-

I just think of a food that I love to eat. Something tasty something sweet.
I pretend I'm eating junk food. I just make believe.

And I'm eating healthy food and growing strong.

Go ahead and give it a try, eat a string bean pretend it's a french fry.
Take a bite of some whole wheat bread. Pretend it's pepperoni pizza instead.
You're gonna finish all of that spinach just dream it's chocolate ice cream.
And if your mom gives you yucky fish, just pretend it's a giant sized

"Hershey's Kiss."
And even liver won't be so smelly if you think it's peanut butter and jelly.
And turkey and chicken you'll soon be pickin' if an ice cream cone you pretend that you're lickin'.
Thanks to my secret I love healthy food.

And you could love it too with the right attitude.

-Chorus-

I eat broccoli and carrots with ease. I pretend it's a Quarter Pounder with cheese.
And when tomatoes cross my lips I think they're nacho cheese Dorito chips.
And I just beg to eat my eggs. I just pretend I'm eating Twinkies instead.
I used to love junk food now I love healthy food.

You can love it too with the right attitude.

-Chorus-

Dad: Jimmy, put down that toy right now!

Jimmy: But I want it! I gotta have it! I want it! Gimmie! Gimmie!

Dad: Jimmy, if you want something you gotta ask for it nicely and if you deserve it maybe you'll get it.

Jimmy: But I want it! I gotta have it! Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!!!

Dad: Jimmy, you know the right way to ask for something.

Jimmy saw a truck in a toy store. He said "I just gotta have it. Right now!"
Then he saw a video game. He said "I just gotta have it. Right now!"
He said "I want this I want it right now! I'm gonna get it I don't care how.
I want this I want it today I'm gonna whine and scream until I get my way".

-Chorus-

Jimmy's got the gimmies. Gimme this gimme that! (4X)

His mom said "no" so Jimmy screamed a little louder.

I just gotta have it. Right Now!
Everybody's staring. But Jimmy isn't caring. He's just gotta have it.
Right Now!
Jimmy sees, Jimmy wants, Jimmy whines, Jimmy gets
Jimmy's gotta learn that Jimmy's gotta earn every dollar and every cent.

-Chorus- -

You don't always get what you want. Just appreciate what you got.
Say thank you and remember please. Money doesn't grow on trees.

-Chorus-

The mom said" Jimmy you gotta ask nicely. Mom may I have it please"?
So Jimmy stopped whining and said to his mom "Mom may I have it please?
The mom said "now wasn't that easy?" And all of a sudden Jimmy got the pleasies.

Being polite is easy when youget the "pleasies"

Repeat chorus

Boy: OOOOHH my underpants are way to tight!

I woke up for school one day. I got dressed in the usual way.
I felt a little bit cranky that day. What's the matter? I could not say.
But by the time I got to school I figured it out it was not so cool.
I spent the day not feeling right. My underpants were way too tight.
Hey mom when you gonna realize?
I'm getting bigger my clothes stay the same size.
Take me to the store! Take me tonight! My underpants are way too tight!

You gotta understand there's just no way. Don't make me wear them one more day.

My teacher took one look at me. She knew immediately.
She knew what I was going through. Her underpants were too tight too.
Tight Underpants is a sad situation. It cuts off your blood circulation.
You better be careful. It's not a pretty sight when your underpants are way too tight.

When you get dressed for school each day make sure your clothes fit you OK.
You're growing bigger and that's all right.
Just make sure you underpants aren't way too tight.
Tight Underpants is a sad situation. It cuts off your blood circulation.
You gotta understand there's just no way. Don't make me wear them one more day.You better be careful. It's not a pretty sight when your underpants are way too tight.

Bouncing a ball on the kitchen floor one day after school.
Bryan was tryin to have some fun. He forgot he was breaking a rule.
But then the ball started to roll. Pretty soon it went out of control,
Bryan had a scared look on his face and broken glass all over the place
.
-Chorus-

And Lyin Bryan was Lying again.
Once he starts there's just no end.
No one wants to be your friend if all you do is lie and lie again.

So Bryan hid the ball behind his back his mom came down and she asked,
"What happened who broke the glass"?

Bryan said "I don't know but it wasn't me".
His mom said "who could it be? "

-Chorus-

So Bryan's mom picked up the broken glass.
And she saw the ball behind Bryan's back.
And everybody knew that Bryan was lying.
Pretty soon Bryan was crying.

-Chorus-

Six years old my first time. Mantle had me mesmerized
I had a feeling deep inside.My first taste of Yankee pride.

-Prechorus-

That was the night it all began I became a die hard Yankee Fan.
And When I heard the crowd roar, had a feeling inside like I never did before.

-Chorus-

It was Pinstripe Paradise. Nothing ever felt so nice.

Pinstripe Paradise. I'm hooked for the rest of my life.

Six Years old my first time. Goosebumps up and down my spine.
I remember that magic night. Number seven smoked one out of sight.

-Prechorus-
-Chorus-

Now I watch every game. The legend lives on the faces change.
And we win more and more the best is better than we've ever been before.

My daddy talks about the good old days. Joltin' Joe and Lou and Babe.
I took my boy for the first time I could see the magic in his eyes.

Prechorus (with "he')
Chorus

Teacher: Jeffrey, could you come to the front of the class and do an arithmetic problem for us please? Thank you.

Classroom: Laughter.

My teacher called me to the front of the class

to ask a question about how to do math.
But why is everybody starting to laugh?

-Chorus-

I took a quick look around. No doubt about it.

My zipper was down. (repeat)

You gotta XYZ examine your zipper. It falls down so mysteriously.
XYZ examine your zipper cause noone's gonna take you seriously.

Then some kids they were pointing at me.

What in the world did they possibly see?
And someone yelled out XYZ.

-Chorus-

I zipped it up as fast as I could but my oh my it didn't do any good.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Maybe I'll try some crazy glue to keep my zipper from falling down.

-Chorus-

Noone's gonna take you seriously you gotta remember to XYZ. (Repeat and fade)

Put a pair of boxers on your head. Get a pair of sunglasses.

Follow the instructions. Have fun!

Raise your hands! Point your fingers in the air!

Shake it all around! Jump up and down!

Are you ready to try something new?

You could learn the latest dance. It's so easy to do.

Raise your hands! Point your fingers in the air!

Shake it all around! Jump up and down!

You're never gonna know if you don't take a chance.

Everybody's doing the Underpants Dance. (repeat)

The easiest dance in the world. There's nothing to it.
Move around any way you want. That's how you do it.

Don't say it's too hard don't tell me you can't. there's no wrong way to do the Underpants Dance. (repeat)

Raise your hands! Point your fingers in the air!

Shake it all around! Jump up and down!

You're never gonna know if you don't take a chance.

Everybody's doing the Underpants Dance. (repeat)

Are you ready to try something new?

You could learn the latest dance. It's so easy to do.

Get a big pair of boxers with red polka dots.

A pair of sunglasses and you're ready to rock.
Crank up the music and raise up your hands.

You're ready to do the Underpants Dance.

All Songs Written, Recorded and Produced by Jeffrey Blum

These songs were created to help build self esteem in kids. They're perfect for school assemblies, children's entertainment parties and much more!